[EXCEL HEAVEN] Part 9: Preview – Using SumProduct Formulas to AutoGenerate Spreadsheet Cash Book Summary Reports [How I Built My Automated Cash Book/Bank Reconciliation Software]

This menu driven Payments Summary Auto Reporting interface (see screenshot below) in my Automated Cash Book/Bank Reconciliation App (shown below) taps data it sums into totals from the Cash Book

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Study the SUMPRODUCT formula in the yellow box shown below…

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Take note of the syntax and the way range names are used in the formula.

Next week I will send out a step-by-step video based explanation that I’m currently recording, SHOWING how I used this powerful Sum Product Formula to generate summaries in the above shown Dynamic Auto Summary Payments Report that automatically computes totals for the different expense heads in the Impress Cash Book of the Excel-VB Driven Cash Book/Bank Reconciliation spreadsheet app we’re building in this tutorial series.

As with everything else practical, the best way to help you understand SumProduct formulas is to show them in use. So the video tutorial I’ll send out next will do that.

For this week, I’ll leave you with a few words about Sum Product formulas and how I first discovered them…

Most of those who have followed my work on Excel-VB Solutions Development will know that I have repeatedly mentioned one expert – Pierre LeClerc as being my role model, mentor and inspiration.

LeClerc, is much older than I am and boasts decades of custom spreadsheet programming and database solutions development experience.

His ability to communicate complex logic in simple, easy to understand language, made it easy for me to LEARN smart techniques from him, about how to get maximum results with minimal efforts, by making intelligent use of MS Excel and related applications.

It was LeClerc who pointed out in one of his excellent website articles that I read back in 2006/7, that “mastering SUMPRODUCT formulas and INDEX/MATCH formulas is of the utmost importance if you want to become an expert in reporting, a reporter able to extract, organise, analyse and present data.”

He also explained that the two compound formulas mentioned are so powerful that one might not even need to lean visual basic coding proper, in order to achieve significant improvement in the performance and ease of maintenance of Excel workbooks on a sustainable basis.

Those words really appealed to me, because as a performance improvement specialist, my focus had always been to develop smart time, effort and cost-saving ways to use PC and Internet technology to boost output in the workplace.

Based on the insights shared by LeClerc, I came to see mastery of the tools he described as being truly key to my ability to make money profitably as an Excel-VB Solutions Developer.

So, I began studying and using both tools, and ultimately became VERY proficient in their use. What’s more, I discovered that he was right, that knowing how to use them alone enabled me achieve seemingly magical outcomes/results in helping clients QUICKLY and EASILY generate useful reports for decision making, by “extracting, organising, analysing and presenting data”!

But I digress. Let me get back to introducing SUMPRODUCT formulas to those of you who may not be familiar with them, and their use.

SUMPRODUCT FORMULAS, as described by LeClerc, typically come in useful, when (and I quote him below):

“…you need a column (quantity or amount) based on the value of one or more criteria in other columns (date, account, product, city, department, country, sales rep., etc). The SUMPRODUCT formula does that very elegantly. The SUMPRODUCT formula is a “multi criteria conditional sum”. I have been using these formulas now for 5 years and I find new applications all the time…”they are in fact queries in a cell”

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Next week, I’ll illustrate the power of SUMPRODUCT formulas in the step-by-step video I will email to all members of the Excel Heaven Visual Basic Club.

The FARM CEO (Issue 94): [ABUJA Conference Highlights – by Abdul-Azeez Abba] Nigerian American Chamber of Commerce, Kaduna Chapter – “Accessing Hidden Opportunities and Linkages in Value Chain for Entereprenuerial Development” | September 13 – 14, 2017

A long time client, Alhaji Abdul-Azeez Abba, Chairman of Ascas Integrated Agricultural Concepts, informed me during a recent phone conversation that he’d attended the above mentioned event, in his capacity as President of KanJig – and was kind enough to publish a status update with highlights of the event’s theme and other details.

Below, I provide a preview with link leading to his full update, for you to explore.

NB: You can reach out to Abdul for more details, if you so desire, using the contact form on the Ascas Group website at http://www.ascasgroup.com

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The FARM CEO (Issue 94): [ABUJA Conference Highlights – by Abdul-Azeez Abba] Nigerian American Chamber of Commerce, Kaduna Chapter – “Accessing Hidden Opportunities and Linkages in Value Chain for Entereprenuerial Development” | September 13 – 14, 2017

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KanJig was represented at the just concluded Conference at Abuja organized by the Nigerian American Chamber of Commerce, Kaduna Chapter with the theme “Accessing Hidden Opportunities and Linkagesin Value Chain for Entereprenuerial Development.

Topics covered included:

Click to continue reading on the Ascas Group Facebook page:

 

[RECOMMENDED] 5 Proven Ways to Boost Farm Profits without Raising Prices | And 5 Other Farm Business Best Practice Guest Posts for Farm CEOs by Tayo Solagbade

Below: Screenshot of my Guest Post titled “5 Proven Ways to Boost Farm Profits without Raising Prices” on AfricaBusinessCommunities dot com

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I got this article accepted and published as a Guest Post (along with 5 others) back in 2012 on AfricaBusinessCommunities dot com and the sister site – Nigeria BusinessCommunities dot com.

2 years later, in 2014, due to the poaching of my – then 9 year old – domain (spontaneousdevelopment dot com) that occurred, I moved my website contents to www.tayosolagbade.com.

Unfortunately, despite my best efforts via email, I was unable to reach the editor of AfricaBusinessCommunities dot com, who had accepted my articles, to inform her about the change in my website URL.

As a result ALL the articles continue to link my name and byline references to the defunct domain (spontaneousdevelopment dot com)

Today, I came across her profile on Twitter and tweeted my new URL at her, with a request that she help update the relevant links in my published pieces.

Hopefully, now that can happen soon, so readers of my Guest Posts don’t wonder what happened to spontaneousdevelopment dot com (click to read the true story),
without getting an answer lol!

Below: Titles and URLs to ALL the Guest Posts I have published on AfricaBusinessCommunities dot com and the sister site – Nigeria BusinessCommunities dot com

1. Five Essential Poultry Layer Farm Production Records

http://nigeriabusinesscommunities.com/features/five-essential-poultry-layer-farm-production-records.html

2. Five Powerful Tools for Accurately Measuring Your (Farm) Business’ Health

http://nigeriabusinesscommunities.com/features/5-powerful-tools-for-accurately-measuring-your-farm-business-health.html [UPDATE 11th Oct. 2019: This link’s domain is now defunct. Just found out today 11th Oct. 2019]

https://africabusinesscommunities.com/features/5-powerful-tools-for-accurately-measuring-your-farm-business-health.html

3. Five Proven Ways to Boost Farm Profits without Raising Prices

http://africabusinesscommunities.com/features/5-proven-ways-to-boost-farm-profits-without-raising-prices.html

4. Reducing Catfish Feeding Costs (A Secret Weapon) – Part 1 of 2

http://africabusinesscommunities.com/features/reducing-catfish-feeding-costs-a-secret-weapon-part-1-of-2.html

5. Reducing Catfish Feeding Costs (A Secret Weapon) – Part 2 of 2

http://africabusinesscommunities.com/features/reducing-catfish-feeding-costs-a-secret-weapon-part-2-of-2.html

6. Top 10 Ingredients Used in Livestock Feed

http://nigeriabusinesscommunities.com/features/top-10-ingredients-used-in-livestock-feed.htm [UPDATE 11th Oct. 2019: This link’s domain is now defunct. Just found out today 11th Oct. 2019]

https://africabusinesscommunities.com/features/top-10-ingredients-used-in-livestock-feed.html

[2017 END-OF-YEAR OFFER] Join my Web Marketing for CEOs Club & Get Multipurpose Web Marketing Support Services (& Coaching) FREE for Your Business for ONE YEAR!

This year (2017), I’ve come up with a new 2-in-1 offer that enables interested persons literally eat their cave and have it, with regard to the investment they make in the range of WEB MARKETING solutions I offer…

…As a member of my WM4CEOs club, if you’re ready to learn and work hard, in collaboration with me, you stand to reap multi-dimensional range of time, money and effort saving benefits that will boost your personal and business success.

Below: Screenshot excerpt from a September 2017 email sent in recently by a client who signed up for THIS 1 Year Support Service in November 2016

From: (Client name/email address removed for privacy)
Date: Thu, Sep 7, 2017 at 12:31 PM
Subject: Re: [AUDIO MESSAGE] Your WMS – What Happens After The One Year Support Period Expires for www.xxxxxxxxxxxxx.com (A Heads-Up Message Lol!)
Yeah! Mr Tayo,

Thanks for the audio,and the general evaluation, which,I must sincerely say,it corresponds, with mine too.
Yes! There has been a tremendous improvement, so far,in the perception, of my brand,before viewers,which I’m comfortable with,though,I need more improvement,as we move further,leveraging on your expertise, as usual,which I believe, its most ideal for me.

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To join my Web Marketing for CEOs Club, you simply need to order items 1 to 4 of what I call a Zero Cost Web Marketing System (WMS) or an Effective Online Presence (EOP)..

Learn more & Signup on my End-Of-Year Offer page at: http://tayosolagbade.com/smclub-nonfarm.html

NB: Limited slots available. 

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[RECOMMENDED] Most people in the UK do not go to university – and maybe never will

Most people in the UK do not go to university – and maybe never will

Data suggests that the majority of the UK population will never go to university, finds Charlie Ball.

Almost everyone goes to university nowadays, everyone knows that.

Except that not everyone does and we rarely see accurate statistics about how many or what proportion of people actually do. It’s quite an important question, bound up with thorny issues of workforce skills, educational aspiration and, of course, how (and how much) the UK taxpayer funds our domestic higher education sector.

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Continue reading….

[DVAM] Incredible! Wives Batter 55 Husbands In Lagos

[DVAM] Incredible! Wives Batter 55 Husbands In Lagos

This may sound incredible, but it is true, 55 husbands have reported to the Lagos State Government how their wives battered them in renewed cases of domestic violence in the state.

Continue…

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PII 083: [VIDEO/TRANSCRIPT] Proven Model for Building Collaboration between Graduates of Agriculture and Real Life Farm Businesses [The EU’s Erasmus for Young Entrepreneurs programme]

This short video producced by The European Commeission’s DG Entreprise and Industry, narrates a success story about the EU’s Erasmus for Young Entrepreneurs programme.

I’ve transcribed the entire narrative’s audio to text, ending with a link to watch the video where it is hosted online.

The arrangement is one in which a new entrepreneur (a young Agronomist from the University of Catania, in Italy) is able to join the team of a HOST entrepereneur in a relationship where mutual exchange of knowledge, ideas and expertise then happened in a collaborative atmosphere.

I share this video and the narrative it contains with my primarily African Farm CEOs audience, because I believe what it describes is an example worth emulating.

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NB: This PI Squared newsletter will be published weekly, on Mondays, in place of the Speaking/Web Marketing IDEAS newsletter, starting from today – 15th February 2016.
 I’m reinventing my Monday newsletter content and theme, to accommodate my vision of serving the growing audience of serious minded individuals and organizations reaching out to me, with information, education. news and research findings designed to help them do what they do better.

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PII 083: [VIDEO/TRANSCRIPT] Proven Model for Building Collaboration between Graduates of Agriculture and Real Life Farm Businesses [The EU’s Erasmus for Young Entrepreneurs programme]

This short promotional video produced by The European Commission’s DG Enterprise and Industry, narrates a success story about the EU’s Erasmus for Young Entrepreneurs programme.

I’ve transcribed the entire narrative’s audio to text, ending with a link to watch the video where it is hosted online.

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The arrangement is one in which a new entrepreneur (a young Agronomist from the University of Catania, in Italy) is able to join the team of a HOST entrepereneur in a relationship where mutual exchange of knowledge, ideas and expertise then happened in a collaborative atmosphere.

I share this video and the narrative it contains with my primarily African Farm CEOs audience, because I believe what it describes is an example worth emulating.

So many farm CEOs out here could benefit from insights that others possess.

But I am particularly keen to see a situation in which, as happenes in this EU project, graduates of Agriculture from African universities will possess such depth of understanding and expertise that alresdy existing farm busineses, like the host entrepreneur in this video, will find useful.,

Right now, most of the products from our higher institutions who emegre with qualifications in Agriculture often have little or no industry relevant knowledge, skills or insights to offer!

Even worse, is the fact that most come into the marketplace with a mental attitude in which they only seek jobs where they can earn salaries with as few responsibilities as possible!

But the possible limitations to making this work in Africa – Nigeria especially – are not limited to the students or new entrepreneurs.

The farm businesses out here are also often not setup in a manner that makes them capable of functioning as HOSTS in the manner described in this video.

Indeed, many of them adopt haphazard procedures and are also often bogged down by the infrastructural limitations in their markets, making the owners so stressed that they might not be open to collaborating in this manner.

Having said the above, it could be argued that if they see the potential benefits to be had, and if there is assurance of decent quality of “New” entrepreneurs to be hosted, Farm CEOs out here would be glad to host them.

Another thing that struck me as noteworthy in this video, is the fact that the “young agronomist” already had a clear idea of the value he wanted to add to the agribusiness marketplace.

He had set his sights on starting a business of his own (unlike many who graduate from our universities looking for jobs).

This was no doubt due to the fact that enrollment in the Erasmus program required preparation of a compehensive real world relevant business plan, that won him a place in the program.

My thinking is that we have a lot of work to do to get our own graduates to be ready and able to prepare such business plans and participate in programs like this.

It goes without saying that a policy of some sort may have to be put in place, if government is to make this kind of program happen.

However i believe a variant of it can also be successfully designed and implemented by Privately Run Farmers Organisations in colloboration with private sector companies, donor agencies/NGOS etc.

I’ll be doing a follow up piece based on this theme, in a separate blog post later on.

For now, I share the above thoughts, and the video transcript, to stimulate your thoughts…towards making our Agriculture work better for us.

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NEW ENTREPRENEUR: Simone GALATI – Catania, Italia

HOST ENTREPRENEUR: Maria Vlachou | Panagiota Vlachou

Narrator:

Maria & Panagiota Vlachou are sisters. Their company “Fereikos Helix” is based in Korinth.

Simone is a young Agronomist from the University of Catania, in Italy)

What has brought threm together is their common interest in the same economic activity: snail farming.

Simone GALATI – Catania, Italia:

“At Fereijos, I carry out analyses on crops, on agricultural economics, and then I also analyse the snail farming market and the international market. I also work on product promotion and organic certification procedures.”

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Narrator:

Fereikos Helix founded in 2007, is specialised nm assiting the setting up of organic snail farming activities. Simone will spend 6 months working at the farms.

Maria Vlachou, Host Entrepreneur, Fereikos Helix

“First of all, Simone is Italian. That is very important for us because both my sister and I, and all the employees in teh business, speak Italian.

Secondly, out business works with the international institutue of snail farming, which is based in Italy.

Thirdly, Simone has studied agricultural economics. He has a solid background and could help our business.”

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Organic farming is enjoying a boom in Europe, and Fereikos’ sales are on the rise. Snail farming is practiced extensively in a natural setting.

Panagiota Vlachou, a translator and interpreter by background. did not originally intend to go into business. But the entrepreneurial spirit caught up with her one day, when she least expected it.

Panagiota Vlachou, Host Entrepreneur, Fereikos Helix

“This idea came about through a joke. Maria was eating snails in Switzerland. and she paid 37 euro for 12 snails. I was impressed by that so, I started doing some research.”

 

Narrator

Today the company provides consulting know how and development support for farmers interested in this activity.

it’s helped more than 140 snail farms set up a busienss. During his traineeship, Simone has the chance to finalize his soil analysis models and develop production models for when he sets up his own company.

Simone GALATI – Catania

“Erasmus for Young Entrepreneurs is definitely important. This collaboration will open new commercial opportunities between my future business and Fereikos, which is a well established business. I am mainly thinking of commercial and promotional opportunities for Sicilian products abroad, throughout the EU.”

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The host company also has a lot to gain from this programmw. Simone’s expertise in regulations and marketng in the organic sector is a major strength.

Panagiota Vlachou, Host Entrepreneur, Fereikos Helix

“Absolutely. Having Simone in the office helps us to find new and different ways of selling our snails in Italy, but it also improves our research at the European level.”

In order to participate in the Erasmus programme, one has to demonstrate a strong motivation. Simone’s business plan was extremely convincing in this respect.

Simone GALATI – Catania, Italia

“I worked out a Business plan for Erasmus. for the organic farm called ‘Valle delli’Etna. I am planning to set up a teaching farm, incorporartinbg both agricultural and social aspects.The aim will be to promote education about the environment, while producing organic goods and to show others what organic farming is really about. ”

Thanks to this Erasmus for entrepreneurs prgramme, Simone has been fully involved in the activities of Fereikos Helix, including these training sessions for future snail farmers.

Maria Vlachou, Host Entrepreneur, Fereikos Helix

“I think this programme should be promoted more, particulaly in Greece in the midst of its economic crisis. We should be thinking about being outwardly focused. We should not just be thinking on a local level/This programme can help SMEs to grow on the European level.”

Narrator

Taking in a young European entrepreneur is a responsibility, but this Erasmus programme is a real spring board for SMEs, makign them more competitive internationally.

Simone GALATI – Catania

I would recommend it to all young entrepreneurs, because it is a unique opportunuty to grow.

 

Excel-VB Driven Ration Formulator

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1. Click here to learn more about this app – watch demo videos etc

2. Click here to watch a 4 part video in which I demonstrate how to use this app to formulate rations using real life data sent to me by an Algerian PhD student.

Click here to contact me about purchasing this product.

EXCEL-VB DRIVEN POULTRY LAYER FARM MANAGER SOFTWARE

Click here to download a detailed PDF user guide and watch 15 screen shot user guide tutorials of the Monthly Poultry Farm Manager that I now offer Farm CEOs.

Click here to watch a screenshot demonstration of the Excel-VB Driven Poultry Farm Manager I built for a client farm business in Ekiti state, South West Nigeria.

Click here to contact me about purchasing this product.

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New posts from last week*

Monday:

[Wednesday]:

[Thursday]:

Two Part System for Monetizing Your Expertise [PDF Outline and 13 minute Audio Podcast]

[Friday]: 

Protected: [AUDIO PODCAST] African Farm CEOs Need to Think Creatively and Innovate Habitually to Achieve Futuristic Success [Response to comments by a Farm CEO subscriber about my Farm CEO newspaper feature of a futuristic vertical farming concept considered “expensive” by African Farm CEOs to use in Africa]

[Saturday]:

N/A

[Sunday]:

[EXCEL HEAVEN] JOKES: You Need a Break from Spreadsheets? Enjoy this Compilation of Jokes About MS Excel!

[The FARM CEO] JOKES: Enjoy this Compilation of Farm Jokes to Relieve Stress

 

 

 

Tayo K. Solagbade*

Self-Development/Performance Improvement Specialist

*Best Practice Farm Business Support Specialist & Founder of the MS Excel Heaven Visual Basic Automation Club and Competition

Mobile: +234-803-302-1263 (in Nigeria) or +229-66-122-136 (in Benin Republic)

http://www.tayosolagbade.com

Tayo K. Solagbade is a Location Independent Performance Improvement

Specialist and Multipreneur (i.e. a highly versatile/multi-skilled entrepreneur), with a bias for delivering Best Practice solutions to Farm Businesses and others.

Since 2002, he has earned multiple streams of income providing individuals and organizations with personal development training and coaching, custom MS Excel-VB solutionsweb marketing systems/web hosting, freelance writing services, and best practice extension support services (for farm business owners).

Tayo is the author of the Self-Development (SD) Bible™ and the popular Livestock Feed Formulation Handbook. He is also the developer of its accompanying Excel-VB driven Ration Formulator™ and the Poultry Farm Manager™ software.

He has delivered talks/papers to audiences in various groups and organizations, including the Centre for Management Development, University of Lagos, Christ Baptist Church, Volunteer Corps, Tantalisers Fast Foods and others.

In May 2012 he was the Guest Speaker at the Centre for Entrepreneurship Development’s Annual Semester Entrepreneurial Lecture at Yaba College of Technology in Lagos.

On 1st April 2013, Tayo (who reads, write and speaks the French language) relocated to Cotonou, Benin Republic to begin slowly traveling across the West African region.

His key purpose is to deliver talks, seminars and workshops on his key areas of focus and interest to interested audiences (Email tayo at tksola dot com for details).

In a previous life, before leaving to become self-employed, Tayo served for seven years (October 1994 to December 2001) as a high performing manager in Guinness Nigeria. He rose from Shift Brewer to Training & Technical Development Manager, and later acted in senior roles as Production Manager and Technical Manager.

In addition to constantly challenging the status quo and influencing positive work changes, he built a reputation for using self-taught spreadsheet programming skills (starting with Lotus 1-2-3, and later moving to Excel Visual Basic) – in his spare time – to develop Automated Spreadsheet Applications to computerize manual report generation processes in the departments he worked. Over four(4) of his applications were adopted for brewery level reporting.

Tayo holds a B.Sc degree in Agricultural Extension Services from the University of Ibadan, Nigeria, having graduated top of his class – with Second Class Upper Division honors – in 1992. He is an Associate Member of the UK Institute & Guild of Brewing, a 1997 National Finalist of the Nigerian Institute of Management’s(NIM) Young Managers’ competition, a Certified Psychometric Test Administrator for Psytech UK, innovator of Spontaneous Coaching for Self-Development™ (SCfS-D™), and Founder of the Self-Development Academy (SDAc).

When he’s not amazing clients with his superhuman skills (wink), Tayo works as the creative force behind his Daily Self-Development Nuggets blog – on which he also publishes The Farm CEO Weekly Newspaper (sent via email to paid subscribers) and his Weekly Performance Improvement IDEAS newsletter.

You can connect with him on Twitter @tksola.com and Facebook.

Visit Tayo Solagbade Dot Com, to download over over 10 performance improvement resources to boost your personal and work related productivity.

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On 4th May 2014, Tayo’s 9 year old domain (Spontaneousdevelopment dot com), which hosted his website, was taken over by Aplus.net.

Within a few days however, Tayo used his advanced self-taught web development skills to build a SUPERIOR “reincarnation” of it the website http://www.tayosolagbade.com.

But updates are still ongoing to URLs bearing the old domain name in most of the over 1,000 web pages, and blog posts he’s published.

If you experience any difficulties finding a page or document, email Tayo at tksola dot com.

Click “Tayo, What Happened to SpontaneousDevelopmentDotCom ?” to read a detailed narrative about how the above event occurred :-))

Here’s an article Tayo wrote, to inspire others to defy adversity, and bounce back to even greater reckoning at what they do EVERY time:

Succeed by Emerging from Adversity Like a Phoenix

(TayoSolagbade.com launches extra Hosting plan with FREE Web Marketing!)

And he wrote the one below, to explain why losing a domain name, no matter how old, NO LONGER determines your online success or otherwise:

A Proven Strategy to Find Profitable Buyers Regardless of Your Domain Name
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[The FARM CEO] JOKES: Enjoy this Compilation of Farm Jokes to Relieve Stress

Like I did with this week’s issue of the Excel Heaven newsletter  in which I featured MS Excel Jokes (Hey…“All work and no play makes Sule a dull boy and Sikira a boring gal!”) here’s a compilation of “farm jokes” to get you laughing…

1. The Yam Farm

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https://www.wattpad.com/5134766-jokes-stories-from-africa-the-yam-farm

2. The Elevator

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http://amedja.tripod.com/jokes.html

3. The Farmer’s Missing Dog

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http://farmingforum.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?11-Farming-joke-of-the-day

[EXCEL HEAVEN] JOKES: You Need a Break from Spreadsheets? Enjoy this Compilation of Jokes About MS Excel!

It’s true that “All work and no play makes Sule a dull boy and Sikira a boring gal!”

So, I decided to publish a compilation of “jokes” about MS Excel I found online (Yep – they do exist!) in this issue of my Excel Heaven Visual Basic Automation Club newsletter, and I’ve left it “open” for non-members to access. Enjoy…and do share with others!

1. What do you call using VBA coding to make money?

This is the most compelling of the 10 interesting puns I found published on punreal.com…and the answer really cracked me up: truly imaginative and apt too lol!

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2. On Quora.com, answers like the one below were given to the question: What are some of the best Microsoft Excel jokes?

[AUDIO PODCAST] African Farm CEOs Need to Think Creatively and Innovate Habitually to Achieve Futuristic Success [Response to comments by a Farm CEO subscriber about my Farm CEO newspaper feature of a futuristic vertical farming concept considered “expensive” by African Farm CEOs to use in Africa]

This blog post announces an audio podcast I recorded this past Thursday (7th September) in response to a Facebook comment, by a Farm CEO client about my latest Farm CEO newspaper feature.
In that 93rd newspaper issue (click to view), I’d featured a futuristic vertical farming concept, used to raise vegetables and other crops indoors, with zero sand and 95% less water.
She’d expressed reservations, in a comment posted under my status update, about the cost and other limitations of the technology for use in our part of the world – Nigeria/Africa.
And she was right.
 I am familiar with the objections raised. And I know, from discussions with others (and even the second comment on Facebook, by another CEO) that she is not alone.
So, the issues raised are valid…
But, as I explain in the podcast, those who want to MOVE into the future will need to view this issue from an entirely different perspective, if they want to ENJOY the massively profitable benefits to be had!

Below is a screenshot of my Facebook post for The Farm CEO newspaper Issue No: 093…with the comment of the Farm CEO client (posted Tuesday 5th September – same day I posted the preview)…

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Here’s the URL:

I recorded my podcast response (see screnshot of audio file time/date stamp in properties window below) on Thursday, to address the issue she raised, but could not find the time to publish it until today (Saturday)  due to work demands etc

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In this podcast I explain why ANY Farm CEO who says s/he has reservations adopting or considering adopting this futuristic technology for reasons like the above would actually be shortchganging him/herself massively.
And I mean EVERY word of the above.

That is the WRONGEST mindset to adopt when evaluating a FUTURISTIC solution that is ALREADY is use in other climes, especially when YOU have the CAPACITY and CAPABILITY to think, create and innovate as a Farm CEO in your own right!

[NB: This podcast is accessible via a password protected link, sent to ALL members of my Cost-Saving Farm Business Ideas club ]